I hate cockroaches.

So the other day when we got back from language immersion I was feeling pretty sweet because I passed my LPI and I was starting to feel like I was really getting the hang of the whole “living in Africa” thing. So I decided to use the latrine after dark, which I normally don’t do because of cockroaches. When I got inside there was only one cockroach so I decided to man up and pee anyway, keeping an eye on the little demon the whole time. He was only like a foot or two away from me and of course mid-pee he decides to charge at me. I of course screamed, jumped up, and tried to kill him, but he got away and I was left a mess and not at all pleased! Why did God invent cockroaches anyways?